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Why is everyone either asleep or applying their slap on the Tube?

On my journey in from Southgate this morning, I observed that more than half of the occupants of my carriage were fast asleep and that half of the rest were applying their make-up…

Personally, I wouldn’t ever dream of sleeping on the Tube for fear of someone painting some obscenity on my forehead!

(Actually, I once saw a photographer taking pictures of sleeping commuters on the Victoria Line. I didn’t stop him, as he looked like he was on official business.)

However, it does make me wonder if some people are actually building sleeping time and beauty time into their commute? If so, perhaps London Underground should make the seats a little more comfortable? Or even consider installing sleeping carriages for those who really that extra 45 minutes of REM?

I had previously assumed that these incidents were opportunistic, but having seen one woman sleep in the same seat over a period of a couple of months, I realise that these are not random occurences!

I think that the productivity gains to be had from letting people have a little power-nap on the way to work could be significant; surely there’s a piece of research waiting to be done?

As a chronic insomniac who has survived on about four hours sleep since my teens, I’m slightly envious of those who can fall asleep on command, and actually build it into their routine. A very useful skill in certain professions, I’m sure!

While I admire those who use their commuting time so effectively, I will stick to watching over my sleeping fellow passengers, in some admiration of those women who manage to apply a full face of make-up despite the bumpy ride and fascinated audience.

Yes, the snow is terrible, but we have to Keep Calm and Carry On!

I have been fascinated by people’s reaction to the current inclement weather for a number of reasons…

Firstly, whilst this is definitely the longest, coldest period in my living memory, I haven’t found it quite as debilitating as some others seem to have; I made it into the office every day last week (with some minor delays) and expect to do the same this week.

I wonder how many of the (estimated) 44% of our British workforce who didn’t make it to work last Monday really weren’t able to get it?

Secondly, I cannot help but be amazed by the people whose reaction to seeing the snow is: “So much for Global Warming!” This does highlight the fact that those who have taken a leadership position in educating the rest of us about the Environment really do have a long way to go to get the the message across. They should be talking ‘Climate Change’ and extreme weather, rather than Global Warming, because it clearly doesn’t compute for some who cannot grasp that the warming of the globe could mean more snow.

Third, where does the media find these hilarious experts who – at the first sign of any unusual event – come out of the woodwork to declare that the end is nigh. Believe it or not, on 11 January, The Times claimed that (unattributed) experts have suggested that the cold snap could lead to as many as 90,000 extra deaths. Did someone say scaremongering?!

Beautiful Britain in the snow!

Beautiful Britain in the snow! Sawbridgeworth, Herts by Graham Canny

Fourth, why oh why do people still go to walk on lakes, ponds and rivers when they are frozen over? Every year, people tragically lose their lives by not following this simplest of rules: “Do not go on frozen bodies of water, no matter how safe they look!”

People walking on a frozen lake in Germany

People walking on a frozen lake in Germany

Fifth in my list is this: In March 2009, the Met Office took delivery of the UK’s most powerful supercomputer from IBM, so how come they still cannot predict the weather accurately, even 12 hours ahead? If the weather really has become that unpredictable, what exactly is the purpose of these forecasts and should we be spending so much money on them?

Met Office Supercomputer from IBM

Met Office supercomputer; will it improve their forecasts? The chap in the picture looks like he is still trying to find the 'on' switch!

Next is this – why are so many people in Britain so insistent that every other country copes fine with snow, when practically the whole of the Northern Hemisphere from East Coast America to Russia is struggling to handle the worst winter for 100 years, and coping much worse than we are in Britain?

Major cities in America, China, France, Germany, India, Russia and Spain are all struggling to cope with the snow too and some have been brought to a complete standstill, so where do people get the idea that somehow everyone else takes it in their stride?

On the contrary, the response of our public services has been fantastic, and we should be proud of their efforts and how well they have kept the wheels of UK Plc turning in these difficult times.

And finally, whatever happened to the great British stoicism that once defined this nation? It seems to be in short supply in some areas where people have bleated and whined about ‘the authorities’ not doing enough to help them, when in times gone by they would have done more to help themselves!

If the cold  spell continues, I would encourage people to do just one thing:

Keep Calm and Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On!

We are British, after all!

2010: Year for Change

Happy New Year!

2010 is an important and exciting year; it’s a year in which millions of Britons will have a chance to vote for a change of Government – both local and national.

It is an opportunity for change – a chance for people to replace a tired, exhausted government that has run out of ideas with a dynamic, vibrant one that has the solutions to Britain’s problems.

There is no doubt that this is going to be a tight election, but I will be working hard to ensure a Conservative victory – both to see the continuation of the Conservative council in Enfield, and the return of a Conservative government in Westminster.

Roll on 2010!

London’s Spectacular Christmas Lights!

London Christmas Lights 2009

A fantastic video highlighting some of the best lights from our fabulous city – Merry Christmas everyone!

The Afro Ninja – one of YouTube’s funniest clips!

One of my favourite YouTube videos – the Afro Ninja!


I’m not sure what he was trying to do, but it doesn’t seem to go so well!

I challenge you to watch this without laughing :)

Women: be careful who you give your business card to!

I seem to have a large number of attractive, intelligent and successful female friends in their twenties and thirties, many of whom lament the difficulties of finding suitable men.

I struggled to understand how such eligible women can find it hard to date until one of them shared this clip with me on Facebook!

I hope that you enjoy it as much as I did!

The story entitled “Why some girls stay single) (repeated below from melodymaker.posterous.com) goes like this:

The story is this:  a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto) when a man approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in  and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached  is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voice-mails this guy left. This goes down  in the history books – especially the second voice mail.

After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead  she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there… :)

Here are the actual voicemails brilliantly re-enacted by Eric Anderson and hosted on YouTube.

Part One: Dmitriy’s first message. He’s a man who knows what he wants!YouTube Preview Image

Part Two:Dmitriy’s second message. He’s getting annoyed.YouTube Preview Image

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | LHC nears restart after repairs

CERN LHC Solenoid

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) could restart as early as this weekend after more than a year of repairs.

But officials have avoided giving an exact date for sending beams of protons around the 27km (17 mile) circular tunnel which houses the collider.

The LHC was first switched on in 2008, but had to be shut down when a faulty electrical connection caused one tonne of helium to leak into the tunnel.

via BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | LHC nears restart after repairs.

I have always enjoyed science and have long been fascinated by the potential for scientific developments to improve our lives, but I do wonder if the expense on this project is justified – particularly at a time when so many people are still feeling the effects of the recession…

Welcome to my new blog!

Hello.

Welcome to my new blog, and apologies if you were looking for my old one, which has now been archived to make new for my new more professional and less personal site!

My old pictures, and posts and videos are safe, but are now reserved exclusively for the enjoyment of my family and closest friends.

I hope that you will find this new one more intellectually stimulating :)